roane72:

#republican nightmare

litsy-kalyptica:

litsy-kalyptica:

want some lemons?

the rate at which you guys are reblogging this is startling to say the least

breadmaakesyoufat:

NOT AGAIN.

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

patrick’s dumb faces in ‘Young Volcanoes’

daddyporn:

Rare footage of Beyoncé sucking the life force out of a baby to make herself more powerful

daddyporn:

Rare footage of Beyoncé sucking the life force out of a baby to make herself more powerful

High School Video (x)

badgrampa:

me as a parent

fakedean:

tumblr

fakedean:

tumblr

emmi-kat:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!

emmi-kat:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!

this may sound like stupid creepy, but i am actually excited for the day Patrick has kids. those will be some wonderful little precious babies and it will be just extra little hopes for humanity because you know they're gonna be spreading happiness and love and kindness everywhere.
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spazztrick:

I’M SO READY FOR RAD DAD STUMP

WOAH IS THAT PSTUMP AS A CUTE LITTLE GHOSTIE GUY WHY YES IT IS
holy smokes
g.i.n.a.s.f.s.~