want some lemons?
the rate at which you guys are reblogging this is startling to say the least
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
Rare footage of Beyoncé sucking the life force out of a baby to make herself more powerful
me as a parent
We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!
I’M SO READY FOR RAD DAD STUMP